August 2, 2003
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Weekend Fluff & Other Stuff
Killing time...
Takunishi posted this quiz the other day and I stole it from him, just in case some of you do not go to his site... Gomen, Taku.... Also, if you haven't read them already, read my Responses to Selected Comments I've received, below....
2036 is only 33 freakin' years away!
Okay, for some of you, 33 years sounds like an eternity, but believe me, IT'S NOT! Everyone likes to know something about their future--otherwise astrologists would be out telemarketing... wait, isn't that waht Madame Cleo does? But few would wanna know how and when that future ends... Unless you're kinda morbid. Well, thanks to Sparks.com and Takunishi79, I was able to satisfy my morbid curiousity.
I looks like I'm gonna die from either cancer or a heart attack, ailments suffered by my mother (1930-02). Ugh. It won't be pretty, I can assure you. Of, course, her mother--my grandma--lived much longer, and my father's side all live beyond 80. In fact, my dad is still alive and kicking... well, maybe not kicking, not at 91, but he's still functioning. His sister, who died at 90 something, lived for over 20 years after being diagnosed with stomach cancer. So I guess there's always hope, hope that the medical field will advance SIGNIFICANTLY! But I don't think I'll be abducted by aliens, illegal or otherwise... See, already there's hope!
Anyway, here's my results.... Click on the link below for your results... I know, it's morbid, but fascinatingly so.
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
September 28, 2036
at the age of 80 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (38%) Heart Attack (22%) Alien Abduction (9%) Homicide (6%) Suicide (5%)
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on September 28, 2036, as you slip silently into the night.
Like this test? Want to compare scores with your friends? Send them this link:
http://www.thespark.com/deathtest/
Comments (6)
I also am expected to die at 80. It's not the high chance of cancer, or heart attack that bothers me, but the apparent 10% likelihood of being done in by a firing squad in a third world country. At least my chance of alien abduction is lower than yours. Come to think of it your chances of dying from cancer and heart attack are also higher than mine. Lucky me.
man. I get to croak at 68 too. of cancer. good thing i've got friends researching the cure!
interesting .....
it's not fair. I thought that when that vampire bit me I would live forever. He deceived me. I'm dying at 68.
i took this test too but i didn't put it on my xanga cause i thought my friends will get annoyed cause there has been two deaths recently...
u get to live until 80!! when i took the test, it said i was gonna die when i turn seventy something...and the chance of committing suicide was sooo high (>_<) pretty sad.
May 28, 2049
66 years old.
Lying test...I will freeze myself and become immortal.
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